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21 Funny Will Ferrell Quotes from His Movies



The Best Will Ferrell Quotes

Will Ferrell is an American comedian and actor. He is best known for his funny lines in movies such as:

  • Elf
  • Anchorman
  • Step Brothers
  • The Other Guys
  • Get Hard

Check out our boasting collection of 21 funniest Will Ferrell quotes:


21 Will Ferrell Quotes

1. “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina.” – Will Ferrell

2. “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.” – Will Ferrell

3. “Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.” – Will Ferrell

4. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” – Will Ferrell


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5. “Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.” – Will Ferrell


6. “Absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby.” – Will Ferrell

7. “Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole. “ – Will Ferrell

8.” Winners get to do what they want.” – Will Ferrell

9. “If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me.” – Will Ferrell


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10. “For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let’s be co-people.” – Will Ferrell


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11. “[to his dog Baxer] What? Did you poop in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ‘bout we get you in your pj’s and we hit the hay.” – Will Ferrell


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12. “Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” – Will Ferrell

13. “Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this [rip] trap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!” – Will Ferrell

14. “HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.” – Will Ferrell


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15. “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back … I want to be on you.” – Will Ferrell


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16. “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot…Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.” – Will Ferrell


17. “For about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows.” – Will Ferrell



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18. “YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!” – Will Ferrell


19. “How many sarcastic pills you take this morning?” – Will Ferrell

20. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup.” – Will Ferrell


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