21 Funny Will Ferrell Quotes from His Movies

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Will Ferrell is an American comedian and actor. He is best known for his funny lines in movies such as:

  • Elf
  • Anchorman
  • Step Brothers
  • The Other Guys
  • Get Hard

Check out our boasting collection of 21 funniest Will Ferrell quotes:


21 Will Ferrell Quotes

1. “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina.” – Will Ferrell

2. “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.” – Will Ferrell

3. “Hey. They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was gonna go to the moon. Now he’s up there, laughing at them.” – Will Ferrell

4. “I swear, I’m so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she’s of age, I’m putting her in a home.” – Will Ferrell


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5. “Hey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cuz you have officially given me a boner.” – Will Ferrell


6. “Absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby.” – Will Ferrell

7. “Whoever invented rope was a real a-hole. “ – Will Ferrell

8.” Winners get to do what they want.” – Will Ferrell

9. “If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I’d go as Robin. That’s how much you mean to me.” – Will Ferrell


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10. “For just one night let’s not be co-workers. Let’s be co-people.” – Will Ferrell


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11. “[to his dog Baxer] What? Did you poop in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. How ‘bout we get you in your pj’s and we hit the hay.” – Will Ferrell


12. “Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said…’I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” – Will Ferrell

13. “Everybody panic! Oh my God, there’s a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this [rip] trap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!” – Will Ferrell

14. “HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.” – Will Ferrell


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15. “I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back … I want to be on you.” – Will Ferrell


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16. “Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we’re going to go to Home Depot…Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don’t know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time.” – Will Ferrell


17. “For about a month my urine smelled like marshmallows.” – Will Ferrell



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18. “YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!” – Will Ferrell


19. “How many sarcastic pills you take this morning?” – Will Ferrell

20. “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups, candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup.” – Will Ferrell


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