45 Hilarious Quotes from The Waterboy Movie

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The Waterboy is an American sports comedy film starring Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Fairuza Balk, Blake Clark, Peter Dante, and Jonathan Loughran. The movie is directed by Frank Coraci.

The film tells a story about the life of 31-year-old Bobby Boucher who works as a water boy for a college football team. However, the new coach initiates him into the team after discovering his tackling skills.

Here’s our collection of the best The Waterboy quotes:


45 Hilarious Quotes from The Waterboy Movie

1. “Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?” – Bobby Boucher

2. “No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.” – Mama

3. “That’s nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!” – Mama

4. “Everybody already ‘is’ laughing at us. We haven’t won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.” – Lyle Robideaux

5. “No, You’re wrong Colonel Sanders.” – Bobby Boucher

6. “So that’s what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.” – Bobby Boucher

7. “Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin’ each other… ‘Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?” – Mama

8. “No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Mama’s right. You’re all wrong. Mama’s right. Mama’s right.” – Bobby Boucher

9. “Well, ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby.” – Coach Klein


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10. “You can do it, you can do it all night long.” – Townie


11. “Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.” – Coach Klein

12. “And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!” – Bobby Boucher

13. “Let’s kick some names and take some ass!”  – Walter

14. “Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.” – Lawrence Taylor

15. “Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?” – Derek Wallace

16. “Yeah, that was pretty funny. How ’bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville and threw him into the stands?” – Lyle Robideaux

17. “Oh yea, plenty of times. The other night, I was with my Mama and Coach Klein at the same time.” – Bobby Boucher

18. “Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good.” – Bobby Boucher

19. “Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue.” – Bobby Boucher


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20. “Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like some..times on a sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill.” – Bobby Boucher


21. “The medulla oblongata… is where anger, jealousy, and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let’s hear what Mama has to say on the subject.” – Professor

22. “Once again, I’m not quite sure what that means.” – Bobby Boucher

23. “Coach, not only will I do it for you, I… I… I… yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.” – Bobby Boucher

24. “I don’t want that loser on the team. Everybody’s gonna laugh at us.” – Guy Grenouille

25. “Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.” – Bobby Boucher

26. “You gonna lose all your fancy “fools’ balls” games. And your gonna fail your big exam. Because school is –” – Mama

27. “Did somebody hurt you my boy?” – Mama

28. “I’ll be playing with your mama tonight.” – West Mississippi Lineman

29. “Well I like school… and I like football… and I’m gonna keep doin’ ’em both because they make me feel good.” – Bobby Boucher


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30. “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!” – Mama


31. “Seein? I see a lot of girls… I see a lot of guys too.” – Bobby Boucher

32. “I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.” – Mama

33. “Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin’ a man.” – Mama

34. “Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?” – Mama

35. “That’s kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners.” – Coach Red Beaulieu

36. “You don’t have what they call “the social skills.” That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama.” – Mama

37. “Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I’ll make sure to welcome you properly later.” – Vicki

38. “Oh no! We suck again!” (upon hearing that Bobby Boucher has been benched). – Townie

39. “There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.” – Professor


40th of 45 The Waterboy Quotes 

40. “I wasn’t gonna do nothin’, coach.” – Bobby Boucher


41. “Hey, moron. Hey. Moron. Duh. L-L-Look at me. I’m th-th-the waterboy. Duh. I got a wooden spoon. Duh.” – Guy Grenouille

42. “Bobby, you want me to go to a barbecue with you?” -Vicki “Yes, yes, dats it.” – Bobby Boucher

43. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” – Bobby Boucher

44. “Y’all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?” – Guy Grenouille

45. “Now that’s what I call high-quality H2O.” – Bobby Boucher



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Zisilia Alvsa
Zisilia Alvsa
Zisilia Alvsa is a writer for Wealthy Gorilla. Friends often call her Zii. She is a girl from Jakarta, Indonesia who currently lives in Bali. Zii loves photography and travelling.


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