The Waterboy is an American sports comedy film starring Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates, Fairuza Balk, Blake Clark, Peter Dante, and Jonathan Loughran. The movie is directed by Frank Coraci.
The film tells a story about the life of 31-year-old Bobby Boucher who works as a water boy for a college football team. However, the new coach initiates him into the team after discovering his tackling skills.
Here’s our collection of the best The Waterboy quotes:
45 Hilarious Quotes from The Waterboy Movie
1. “Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?” – Bobby Boucher
2. “No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.” – Mama
3. “That’s nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!” – Mama
4. “Everybody already ‘is’ laughing at us. We haven’t won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.” – Lyle Robideaux
5. “No, You’re wrong Colonel Sanders.” – Bobby Boucher
6. “So that’s what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.” – Bobby Boucher
7. “Foos-ball? Buncha overgrown monsters man-handlin’ each other… ‘Member when dat man wanted you to play foos-ball, Bobby?” – Mama
8. “No, Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong. Mama’s right. You’re all wrong. Mama’s right. Mama’s right.” – Bobby Boucher
9. “Well, ya better do something. You gotta stick up for yourself, Bobby.” – Coach Klein
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10. “You can do it, you can do it all night long.” – Townie
11. “Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.” – Coach Klein
12. “And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!” – Bobby Boucher
13. “Let’s kick some names and take some ass!” – Walter
14. “Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don’t do crack.” – Lawrence Taylor
15. “Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?” – Derek Wallace
16. “Yeah, that was pretty funny. How ’bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville and threw him into the stands?” – Lyle Robideaux
17. “Oh yea, plenty of times. The other night, I was with my Mama and Coach Klein at the same time.” – Bobby Boucher
18. “Everything is the devil to you, Mama. Well, I like school, and I like football. And I’m gonna keep doin’ them both because they make me feel good.” – Bobby Boucher
19. “Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin’ blue.” – Bobby Boucher
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20. “Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like some..times on a sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill.” – Bobby Boucher
21. “The medulla oblongata… is where anger, jealousy, and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let’s hear what Mama has to say on the subject.” – Professor
22. “Once again, I’m not quite sure what that means.” – Bobby Boucher
23. “Coach, not only will I do it for you, I… I… I… yes, yes, I’ll do it for you.” – Bobby Boucher
24. “I don’t want that loser on the team. Everybody’s gonna laugh at us.” – Guy Grenouille
25. “Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.” – Bobby Boucher
26. “You gonna lose all your fancy “fools’ balls” games. And your gonna fail your big exam. Because school is –” – Mama
27. “Did somebody hurt you my boy?” – Mama
28. “I’ll be playing with your mama tonight.” – West Mississippi Lineman
29. “Well I like school… and I like football… and I’m gonna keep doin’ ’em both because they make me feel good.” – Bobby Boucher
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30. “Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!” – Mama
31. “Seein? I see a lot of girls… I see a lot of guys too.” – Bobby Boucher
32. “I don’t believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.” – Mama
33. “Thanks, baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin’ a man.” – Mama
34. “Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character by the name of Deputy Dawg?” – Mama
35. “That’s kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners.” – Coach Red Beaulieu
36. “You don’t have what they call “the social skills.” That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama.” – Mama
37. “Well, Bobby Boucher, welcome to manhood. I’ll make sure to welcome you properly later.” – Vicki
38. “Oh no! We suck again!” (upon hearing that Bobby Boucher has been benched). – Townie
39. “There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.” – Professor
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40. “I wasn’t gonna do nothin’, coach.” – Bobby Boucher
41. “Hey, moron. Hey. Moron. Duh. L-L-Look at me. I’m th-th-the waterboy. Duh. I got a wooden spoon. Duh.” – Guy Grenouille
42. “Bobby, you want me to go to a barbecue with you?” -Vicki “Yes, yes, dats it.” – Bobby Boucher
43. “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.” – Bobby Boucher
44. “Y’all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?” – Guy Grenouille
45. “Now that’s what I call high-quality H2O.” – Bobby Boucher
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