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45 Funny Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

Zisilia Alvsa



Spongebob Quotes

SpongeBob is the character of the American animated television series ‘SpongeBob SquarePants’ voiced by actor and comedian Tom Kenny. He is a sea sponge who works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab.

The creator of the show Stephen Hillenburg is an artist and marine science educator. The series tells a story of the adventures and endeavors of SpongeBob and his aquatic friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

Here’s our collection of the best Spongebob quotes:


45 Funny Spongebob Quotes & Sayings

1. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick

2. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

3. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob

4. “A five-letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs

5. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star

6. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob

7. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

8. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick

9. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick


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10. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs


11. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

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12. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

13. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

14. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

15. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob

16. “Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward

17. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs

18. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward

19. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob


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20. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob


21. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

22. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness

23. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

24. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

25. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob

26. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob

27. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

28. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob

29. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy

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30. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob


31. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

32. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

33. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob

34. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

35. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob

36. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

37. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

38. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob

39. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward


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40. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs


41. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

42. “That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

43. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

44. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs

45. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob



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Zisilia Alvsa is a writer for Wealthy Gorilla. Friends often call her Zii. She is a girl from Jakarta, Indonesia who currently lives in Bali. Zii loves photography and travelling.

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